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LOVE POEMS FOR BUTCHERS is my debut collection of short stories. It includes two previously published short stories—“How to Give a...

January was all about finalizing grad school applications and trying to shake off the disastrous effects of dating CryBabyRomeo. I'm not sur

Enthusiasm and excitement in dating can be very snowball-esque. A little super-charged enthusiasm here, a smidge of fantastic flirting there

2012 was supposed to be my year of yes, and because I had said I would (and a person is nothing without their word) when CryBabyRomeo asked

I read this article by Katherine Ashenburg Do Vancouver Men Suck & then I read this response by Jorge Amigo Do Vancouver Women Suck, A Reade

One of the most important factors in dating is attraction. I've always felt that I have some control over my attraction to others. Or, if I

Exams were coming to a close and things with TheNickName were at a standstill. In light of the flakiness of people in general, the inexactit

Date's On. Sunday night was the first date with TheNickName. On Monday we text, on Tuesday we text though not feeling great, on Wednesday

Hello Vancouver, I'm here to tell you that this girl fucks. I should probably elaborate lol. The truth is that I'm not looking for a husba

There is no denying it, I was incredibly disappointed with how things turned out with Trucker Joe. Maybe not so much about him specifically

It had taken 4 dates to get to first base with Trucker Joe, and though I wasn't ready for a home run, I was genuinely looking forward to our

When last we'd left off, I'd gone on 3 fun and lovely dates with Trucker Joe but hadn't had even the slightest of kisses. I had, however, ma

"What if things work out with Trucker Joe, at least for a little while I mean, and I don't go on any more bad dates (ie. things become serio

Perhaps Trucker Joe was just giving me exactly what I wanted. Maybe this was all just a "be careful what you ask for" type situation. After

Well, for those that guessed that the thing missing from our second date was a first kiss, you'd be right. Truck Joe has given me no kisses

I feel like I need to give a speech, a preface if you will, to you my lovely readers because I worry about your hearts (far more than I'm co

Within two days of being back on plenty of fish after a brief hiatus, Trucker Joe had messaged me. He thought my profile was funny, and had

I saw you.  A question.  A promise.  A few words in a newspaper. I saw you.  When I peeked in your bedroom window.  Lurking behind you on t

In the Criminal Justice System, the People are represented by two separate yet equally important groups;  the Police who investigate crime a

A friend once told me this dating story about how she had dated this guy several times, I mean, things were going great, they really connect